It’s not just little kids and vulgar people who appear to be interested in farts. Scientists are fascinated with them. In fact they’ve had us spend millions, perhaps billions of dollars to be the first to document a Martian fart, as reported by the New York Times on June 22, 2019.
So now we must all wait to find out, was this a result of beer and brats, too much broccoli, or has Taco Bell already beat the scientists to Mars? Of course, if it was Taco Bell, the Martian probably found out it wasn’t just a fart.
Those of you who like a bit of fart humor should check out The Fart Stories on this blog.