Who knew that polar bears, those things nature channels make look so cuddly and cute, would actually turn out to be guardians of the human race? I mean seriously, they have went from snarfing down seals to walking into a camp site with way more than enough people to drive them off, only to attack the first lawyer they find. It’s too bad the tour was hosted by the Sierra Club because that pretty much rules out the ultimate in poetry. Think about it. What if it had been a lawyer for “big oil” fighting EPA regulations on the grounds that Global Warming does not exist? The symmetry would bring tears to ones eyes.
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