Scope of SKREP

Featured image by Bruno /Germany from Pixabay

There is a rather large group of the human population which has this fetish of being woken up via someone making out with and then making love to them. It is roughly the same group of people who think stories and movies set in an era before we had daily hot showers, toothpaste, toothbrushes, good soap and deodorants featuring mad passionate kissing are “so romantic.” They also tend to overlook the reality most people need to go to the bathroom when they first wake up. Reality has a tendency to destroy fantasy.

Thankfully, Melony isn’t one of those people. Paying my rent was just as exhausting and pleasurable as it had been the night before, after life’s necessities were taken care of.

Lying there waiting for our breathing and pulses to return to normal the thought of just dozing off for the day sounded like a fantastic idea. I have been warned about thinking before.

“You are totally wrong about that female disease” she breathed.

“No, I’m not. I’ve seen it far too often. It’s an epidemic on a global scale. Women have a genetic need to continually reshape a man into what they need at the moment instead of allowing him to be the person he was meant to be.”

She sat their silently for a good number of minutes. Long enough to give me the mistaken belief this conversation was finally over. “While there is truth to what you say, it is incorrect” she replied out of the blue.

“Oh God, just shoot me now” I said out loud. “That female fuzzy logic is coming into play. A binary condition will now be allowed to have 12 different values so untruth can become truth.”

Rolling to face me she continued as if I’d never spoken “We have a strong need to gather details through conversation. It’s how we bond. Not with sex, that is just exercise. Not even with deeds, though that can satisfy us for a while. We bond with details obtained through conversation. You are correct that we continually try to change a man to fit our needs because our needs change but men don’t.”

“<span”>Exactly!” I stated a little too strongly. “So quit trying. It’s an off the rack world. Quit insisting on lifetime free alterations to turn us into whatever you choose to wear today.”</span”>

Without taking even three breaths she continued “So why do you do it? How can you tell me taking a human life is easy and that you aren’t playing God?”

The female disease. The need for excessive, relentless and oppressive conversation. Scientists have determined that is why women are unable to grow beards. The constant and incessant activity of their chins destroys the hair follicles.

“I don’t decide who dies, I only decide who I’m not going to kill.”

“And that isn’t playing God?”

“No. Management receives whatever it is they receive. It includes a dossier, usually with photos and recordings created by various law enforcement or agencies around the world. They send it to one or more of us. We review. We travel. If the information appears to match what we find, we accept and acquire the target. If it doesn’t match we reject the assignment. We don’t surf the Web or wander down the street and say ‘Today, I want to kill that person.’ We neither read nor respond to anything in ‘Soldier of Fortune’ magazine.”

“I’m a bit lost” she responded after drinking some of my tea. How did it get on her side of the bed?

“<span”>No. You are simply thinking small and believing the propaganda put out as news on major media outlets.”</span”>

“So expand my brain” she said a bit demanding.

“Despite the fraud put out as journalism, every clandestine group in every civilized country and a few which aren’t civilized, at some level, work together. It’s kind of like the dark side of Interpol. While Interpol doesn’t have much in the way of teeth, we are rabid badgers. Drug cartels, sex traffickers and a host of other globally undesirable individuals have files which land in our hands. Most police agencies try the legitimate route first. Usually they lose one or more young officers with families trying to get someone in under cover to build a case. Then, what they have gets routed to us and a target is acquired.”

“How can you just say it like that?” she asked with disbelief in her voice.

“We can compartmentalize reality.”

“Compartmentalize reality . . . ?”

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