The Counter Culture Has Won

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sonim phonesIt has taken quite a while but the counter culture has won. Genetic misfit phone sales have dropped to single digit growth and next year will achieve negative growth. Those never ending profit margins are gone. The ability of corporations to get workers to install idiot phone apps keeping them always connected and always working despite paying them for a maximum of 40 hours per week are gone as well. The flip and stick phone counter culture has won out.

It has been a counter culture movement for quite some time. Humans who didn’t want to die while driving, walking, or a heart attack caused by working 24×7 never having a life. Services catering to seniors like Consumer Cellular and Jitterbug are growing. Even Samsung has read the writing on the wall. They’ve introduced Galaxy Folder 2 but are trying to get idiot phone prices for it.

Old people, geeks, and those who generally just want to have a life where Google and Apple don’t record every nanosecond of their day are ditching those short life idiot phones in droves. Hey, who doesn’t love a good exploding smart phone story? You just love it when the thing kills someone else. Let’s not forget smartphones are now more dangerous than drunk driving with a body count to prove it.

Let us not forget the real reason the counter culture won.

Those individuals genetically deficient enough to buy an idiot phone also volunteered to remove their DNA from the gene pool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_sAY_BHPNI

 

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